Americans Advised To Wear Masks At Home (SATIRE)

Due to the public health risk of having to stay home and not go outside, the CDC and the World Health Organization is advising that we all start wearing masks at home.

Not because of Coronavirus - BUT TO STOP US FROM EATING!

As I told you at the beginning of this lock down thing we are all going through, we have two choices here, we can come out of this in better physical condition and smarter, or fatter and dumber.

It seems like most people are taking the second, easier choice.

When this all began there was a rush on stores for essential food and toilet paper. Now the stores are being rushed for snack food. Not kidding. Go check the snack food isle. It's cleaned out.

By they way, anyone remember what day of the week this is? I think it's mid April-ish, or something.

--- Glenn Woods