I'm not too excited about the Royal Wedding or the Royal anything. I will watch the King's Speech when it comes out on Netflix. But here is something to be excited about, really excited about! A Scottish brewing company Brew Dog is celebrating the occasion by releasing a “Royal Virility Performance” ale, which, according to its website, is laced with herbal Viagra, chocolate, goat weed and “a healthy dose of sarcasm.”

 It will take three bottles of “Royal Virility Performance” ale to give you the same jolt one Viagra pill, and you can have this 7.5 percent alcohol elixir shipped to you for about $15 a bottle.

20 percent of the beer’s sales will go to Centrepoint, a charity favored by the royal family.

Cheers and get excited!

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