I (or "Number Nine", as the scientists at Playing Creator Labs referred to me) was born as part of a government program aimed at creating super humans that would one day bring about the destruction of all living beings with more than 4 legs, take humanity to a new era called "The Equestrian Enoch", and cook the perfect omelet. While the program was ultimately a failure, I escaped the cruel dis-figuration of my fellow test subjects (including Charlie Sheen, Miley Cyrus, Dave Grohl, etc.), was adopted by a tribe of half-men, half-women in northern Washington, living out a quiet existence in their complex system of caves and tunnels. That was, until recently, when in a fit of brilliance, I took Pi to its final digit. Astounded by my discovery, the mathematical community appointed me “King of Nerds,” and I toured the world writing out my theorem on chalkboards for heads of state, royalty, and Cher. Tired of the fast paced life of a mathematics god, I chose to join the media world, where I work today. As you were reading this paragraph, I counted to infinity twice.
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Wyoming Ranks #3 On Beer Lovers List
There was a recent study done on the best U.S. states for beer lovers, and Wyoming ranks 3rd - only Montana (1st) and Wisconsin (2nd) have us beat. I'm not sure how I feel about that, but I'll take a moment to down some suds while I ponder the results.
U.S. Sweeps Event – Olympic Roundup
SOCHI, Russia (AP) — Americans swept the men's slopestyle skiing event at the Winter Olympics. Joss Christensen of Park City, Utah, grabbed the gold with a score of 95.80 to beat teammates Gus Kenworthy and Nick Goepper (GEH'-pur).
The sweep is just the third for the U...
Get The NFL Preseason Schedule Here
Believe it or not, the NFL season is just around the corner. Below, you'll find a complete list of the NFL's calendar including preseason games, roster cuts, and the date of the first regular season games, courtesy of the Associated Press...
Wyoming Snubbed As MW Announces 2013 CBS Sports Network Football Television Schedule
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. – The Mountain West released 21 games out of its 2013 national football television package with CBS Sports Network today. The slate features 13 Conference games and eight non-conference match-ups.
The CBS Sports Network schedule kicks off on Thursday, Aug
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Conference Leaders Win Again – NBA Roundup For February 25th
UNDATED (AP) — The NBA's longest current winning streak just got a little longer.
LeBron James scored 28 points and the Miami Heat picked up their 11th straight win by outlasting Cleveland 109-105. Dwyane (dwayn) Wade scored 11 of his 24 points in the final five minutes after the Heat blew a 22-point lead in the second half...
Jalan Crossland Receives Wyoming Governor’s Arts Award
Jalan Crossland was recently honored at the 2012 Wyoming Governor’s Arts Awards. The annual dinner and ceremony was held February 8thin the Grand Ballroom of Little America Resort in Cheyenne.
The Ten Sleep resident is only the second musician to receive the Governor’s Arts Award in the last decade...
Nuggets Crush Bulls – NBA Roundup For February 8th
UNDATED (AP) — The Denver Nuggets and Boston Celtics enjoyed very easy victories last night.
Wilson Chandler scored a game-high 24 points and the Nuggets improved to 22-3 at home with their eighth straight win, a 128-95 laugher against Chicago...